Daily Reports from the Front. Despatched by an exhausted narrator who has spent too long dealing with the public, works in IT during the week, volunteers on weekends, and has absolutely no remaining illusions about the average member of society.
Dry. Deadpan. Professionally disappointed in humanity. Occasionally a nuclear event occurs. You'll know it when you see it.
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